- Sat, 18:10: Why is @mymetrobus detouring off Monroe tonight for a race being held tomorrow?
- Sat, 22:44: Nothing like a 40-minute walk on the most humid night of the year! Thanks @mymetrobus for needlessly detouring buses off Monroe St. tonight!
- Sat, 22:50: And needless is the right word, having just walked the length of Monroe St. and seen nothing that would've impeded traffic. @mymetrobus
Behold! I am about to do a new thing!
29 May 2016 @ 12:00 pm
28 May 2016 @ 03:06 pm
22 May 2016 @ 11:53 pm
- Sun, 23:07: Ginny Weasley and Lucius Malfoy marrying, and lighting a unity candle at the ceremony? That's so plausible!
18 May 2016 @ 08:40 pm
- Wed, 10:28: RT @apelad: I especially like how they worked Batman's silhouette into the new DC logo. https://t.co/MrmzhWg2EQ
- Wed, 10:29: RT @videosawyer: Say it with pride https://t.co/3c3HvmHjqP
- Wed, 18:30: One hopes, but I doubt it. https://t.co/9qEpsBTxWm
- Wed, 18:34: Hm, good point. One of the few bright spots for the GOP is that Trump can't be his own running mate. https://t.co/jM4ZuoSeCl
14 May 2016 @ 10:27 pm
07 May 2016 @ 11:58 pm
- Sat, 16:42: @elaine_dee23 Your WisCard is at Erbert & Gerbert's. -- John H, shift manager
- Sat, 21:10: RT @alexanderchee: Greatest crime blotter item or greatest crime blotter item? https://t.co/cXsUHtBnjd
- Sat, 21:39: This meme was obviously created by someone who hasn't seen Ghostbusters 2. https://t.co/2e4Ossmaoa
04 May 2016 @ 12:00 pm
- Tue, 20:16: Two of the last seven isn't an overwhelming correlation.
- Tue, 20:20: RT @justinjm1: Another Carly Fiorina merger fails
- Wed, 07:58: RT @DKElections: Richard Schweiker: 24 days Thomas Eagleton: 18 days Carly Fiorina: 7 days Congratulations, Carly, on the shortest VP run…
- Wed, 08:10: RT @citizenrobot: MAY THE FIRTH BE WITH YOU AM I DOING THIS THING RIGHT http://t.co/ZrMP7FqpMc
- Wed, 08:32: RT @danpfeiffer: Has anyone ever done a worse job at anything than the Republican Party has done in their efforts to stop Trump?
28 April 2016 @ 12:10 am
- Wed, 15:10: Pretend Coulter's Tweet was made anonymously. Would you think it was satire, or that it was meant seriously? https://t.co/YdCaIjtx1l
- Wed, 15:21: RT @Hegelbon: STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust BAYLESS: Absolutely ST…
- Wed, 17:18: Hm. Well, it *is* true that dramatic readings of my Jeff/Annie fics rarely go over well at open mics ... https://t.co/WNYfTLCNK0
- Wed, 17:19: RT @spooloflies: The only hashtag the Ted Cruz-Carly Fiorina ticket needs. https://t.co/4Bh9c3zjIx
- Wed, 17:33: RT @Rschooley: Living in ruins of the palace within my dreams And you know we're on each other's team https://t.co/CuS0BINkeH
- Wed, 21:43: RT @madeleine: Trump's newest slogan is "America First," recalling the self-defeating isolationism of the 1930s.
25 April 2016 @ 12:56 am
23 April 2016 @ 12:05 am
- Fri, 16:23: RT @Reds: RECAP: #Reds draw four walks vs. Cubs. https://t.co/PSY5I3DyBB
- Fri, 16:31: RT @pw3n: Computer, give me a picture that is cartoonishly opposite of America. https://t.co/KPzU3mLgnQ
- Fri, 16:32: RT @corylav: And boom goes the dynamite. https://t.co/mgsnQNZ7hW
- Fri, 17:35: RT @daveweigel: There have been 54 Speakers of the House, one of whom is a convicted child molester. And yet Speakers of the House roam our…
20 April 2016 @ 12:00 pm
- Tue, 18:42: My #coloritpurple gift was made in honor of Sanjuanita Martinez '16 and her courage to stand up for what's right. https://t.co/4XZuK6g9Pp
- Tue, 18:48: Armadillos are strong swimmers, so this rescue may not have been necessary. https://t.co/vF24ppvkHn
- Wed, 07:45: RT @tshoop: Fixed, unyielding and prone to causing depression? https://t.co/KSTJVQq5S5
16 April 2016 @ 03:31 am
- Fri, 09:53: RT @KevinMKruse: The UC system spent $175,000 trying to remove this picture from the internet, so please, please do NOT retweet this. https…
- Fri, 09:55: RT @jonfavs: Also among 90+% of all Democratic voters, but yeah, that too. https://t.co/oaIdV4PI7E
- Fri, 09:55: RT @MoElleithee: Democrats who supported Dean’s 50-state strategy & helped Obama expand the map should be concerned with Sanders repeated d…
- Fri, 09:57: RT @AndyRichter: @jbouie nobody can look down their nose at people like a Democrat, we've always been good at it b/c we freq don't even kn…
- Fri, 12:36: RT @danpfeiffer: Bernie Sanders criticizing President Obama's SCOTUS nominee is a reminder than on the big fights, he was often a nuisance,…
- Fri, 12:38: RT @NickKristof: "I want white people to recognize that there is systemic racism," including in criminal justice system. --Clinton in #DemD…
- Fri, 16:43: There's a first time for everything, I guess. https://t.co/TP1aTuWljA
12 April 2016 @ 02:54 am
08 April 2016 @ 12:00 pm
- Fri, 07:30: RT @danpfeiffer: Things that don't matter: Narrative, Momentum, and Expectations Things that do matter: Math, Delegates, and Organization
- Fri, 09:35: RT @KenJennings: To be fair, for a lot of Star Wars fans, the running time of 2 movies is an unprecedented amount of time for them to spend…
07 April 2016 @ 12:02 pm
05 April 2016 @ 12:02 pm
03 April 2016 @ 03:34 pm
- Sat, 17:54: RT @Rattlehead81: His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals! https://t.co/Vfb1ptTAQg
- Sat, 17:54: RT @liz_buckley: Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. http://t.co/45ScY3Rloe
- Sat, 19:40: @BigBlueTent Can I show my print-at-home ticket on my phone or does it actually need to be printed?
26 March 2016 @ 03:45 am
21 March 2016 @ 12:02 pm
20 March 2016 @ 12:03 pm