Behold! I am about to do a new thing!
10 January 2017 @ 12:00 pm
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30 December 2016 @ 12:00 pm
29 December 2016 @ 12:00 pm
28 December 2016 @ 12:00 pm
24 December 2016 @ 01:10 pm
- Fri, 15:30: RT @esquire: Fox News just surrendered in the War on Christmas: https://t.co/YaXVn0moug https://t.co/aBu4I45YHP
- Sat, 08:23: Check out this flagrantly false Tweet @mymetrobus just sent! The truth is they're suspending service early because… https://t.co/LDkhiiHNNr
- Sat, 08:25: Normally they got unripe olives, I guess https://t.co/ZIx6zInADv
- Sat, 08:34: RT @nwalks: Beyond thrilled 2 share my holiday single "All I Want For Christmas Is You But Just The Alto 2 Part From When My High School Ch…
- Sat, 11:55: Why is the best version of All I Want For Chrismas Is You on @pandoramusic but not @Spotify? It's an outrage. https://t.co/oKeKChjz9S
20 December 2016 @ 11:22 am
13 December 2016 @ 06:03 pm
- Mon, 21:31: Kind of disappointed that none of the Christmas songs I thumbed-up on @pandoramusic this afternoon turned up on Thumbprint Radio tonight.
- Tue, 09:19: RT @1PatrickShirley: Wait til these #DumpStarWars people find out about Indiana Jones. https://t.co/bLr34E5PU7
- Tue, 09:37: Well, that was $6 million well spent.Great job, progressives! https://t.co/4OJVg5wy8i
10 December 2016 @ 10:46 pm
07 December 2016 @ 06:00 pm
- Tue, 18:50: RT @_ethelbeavers: If you're pissed off about a non-white Santa Claus then I've got some very bad news for you about Jesus.
- Tue, 20:22: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: All I'm saying is you don't hear Jews complaining about "the war on Hanukkah" and there actually was one.
- Tue, 21:07: RT @Rschooley: All's well that Orwells. https://t.co/CrtXhDlRUN
05 December 2016 @ 08:41 pm
- Sun, 21:20: RT @Cavalorn: 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
- Mon, 19:25: RT @OmarjSakr: Women in Middle East attacked for not wearing hijab Women in the West attacked for wearing hijab It's almost like women aren…
- Mon, 19:26: Click through to read the first few responses to this moronic Tweet. https://t.co/UKsY7EhkKT
- Mon, 20:25: RT @BAKKOOONN: woahh black santa bam balam woaahh black santa bam balam makes megyn kelly mad bam balam she doesnt like black people bam ba…
01 December 2016 @ 06:01 pm
27 November 2016 @ 12:00 pm
- Sat, 14:27: RT @wyethwire: Jill Stein is using distrust of institutions to bilk credulous voters, making her the 1st politician to learn the lesson of…
- Sat, 14:27: RT @danpfeiffer: I really wish Jill Stein had not waited until after the election to be so concerned about a few thousand votes tipping the…
- Sat, 14:30: RT @wyethwire: I'm starting a GoFundMe to audit the auditors. Send me Bitcoin and your SSN. https://t.co/T2SDXPNZTJ
- Sun, 09:01: RT @AdrianKLee: oh hi "white nationalist" just wondering why you think the "n" in naacp is the abbreviation for black people https://t.co/p…
20 November 2016 @ 08:49 pm
- Sat, 22:43: RT @barryap1: Lincoln didn't even whine this much after his play.
- Sun, 10:37: RT @jwPencilAndPad: Mike Pence somehow managed to be the least popular Vice-President at a musical about a Vice-President who kills the her…
- Sun, 10:42: RT @jeeveswilliams: Trump’s so angry at theatre, he's gonna try to build a fourth wall.
- Sun, 20:05: RT @JohnFugelsang: The irony of the #BoycottHamilton movement is that it's mostly folks who already boycott both hip-hop and knowledge of h…
19 November 2016 @ 12:00 pm
- Fri, 19:28: Dar Williams! Live in person!! Performing Mortal City in its entirety!!! I am excited!!!! And possibly overusing exclamation points!!!!!
18 November 2016 @ 12:00 pm
10 November 2016 @ 11:49 am
04 November 2016 @ 12:00 pm
- Thu, 13:19: Hey, why is @douglasmilesCRG's picture smaller than all the others on the @CRGazetteSports web pages? I'm appalled. https://t.co/XQq3urBngh
- Thu, 14:52: RT @mattyglesias: The last time the Cubs won a World Series, the Republican Party favored voting rights for African-Americans.
- Thu, 15:02: RT @KevinMKruse: Someone should tell @TheFix that Eliot Ness worked for Treasury, Clarice Starling was fictional and J. Edgar Hoover was J.…