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  • Sat, 12:26: It's OK, the Chik-fil-a cup on his nightstand shows he's deeply committed to Christian values. https://t.co/HkIoEkl1X7
  • Sat, 16:25: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size, Using a revolutionary adhesive and mechanical web-shooters he invented in his bedroom While still in high school Because spiders can do that Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man! https://t.co/eTWGXOMFYn
  • Sat, 18:51: RT @BrittCudaback: Wisconsin GOP: Listen to the CDC. CDC: Avoid large crowds, avoid poorly ventilated spaces, and wear a mask in public pl…
  • Sat, 22:04: I think Sen. Stoebel's interpretation of the statute is wrong. The law requires SVDs be appointed for the purpose of absentee voting in qualified retirement homes and residential care facilities, but I don't think it requires municipalities to offer it. https://t.co/2Egd4qoHHk
  • Sat, 22:17: Rufus T. Firefly, Postmaster. https://t.co/1aTd9dvCok
  • Sat, 22:25: This is good Twitter https://t.co/fct1TyQb4x
  • Sun, 00:26: I don't want to see any of these in the theater and I say that not even knowing what one of them is. But for @spooloflies's sake, I choo-choo-choose Black Widow. https://t.co/qhuxQuWJlP
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  • Wed, 18:39: An enduring mystery is how someone with a collection of Brioni suits always looked so terrible wearing them. The easiest thing in the world for a man to do is look good in a tailored suit, but somehow he never managed to pull it off. https://t.co/ODhuMqsz1l
  • Thu, 10:00: RT @jaketapper: After voting to disenfranchise the entire commonwealth of Pennsylvania based on lies and conspiracy theories, Cruz expresse…
  • Thu, 10:01: RT @scottEmovienerd: exclusive images from my new book "Never Pick a Fight with a Teenage Girl" https://t.co/mVs96lzzwY
  • Thu, 10:07: Started on day one after reading a positive review somewhere. I liked it right away but it wasn't until the seventh episode that it became my favorite show. https://t.co/3LkElOsOsn
  • Thu, 10:08: I remember watching this. Eleven-year-old me thought it was pretty cool. https://t.co/apBxS2RwPZ
  • Thu, 11:52: Thread. I miss this era of comics, when artists didn't feel like they had to draw every seam to make the costume look more "realistic." I mean, if I wanted realism, would I be reading about a benevolent billionaire who dresses up in costume to fight crime? https://t.co/y99EkmrJEy
  • Thu, 11:59: RT @frankpallotta: Sen. Patrick Leahy is now Senate President Pro Tempore, the third in line for POTUS. Here's a picture of him getting at…
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  • Tue, 18:53: People named in this executive order whom I believe Donald Trump has never heard of or only knows the name of: Luis Walter Alvarez, Hannah Arendt, Roy Benavidez, Norman Borlaug, Joshua Chamberlain, Gordon Chung-Hoon, Benjamin O Davis Jr., Joseph H. De Castro, Desmond Doss (1/4) https://t.co/Rq39GFUouG
  • Tue, 18:56: And you know who's not on here that surprises me? James K. Polk! He was a modern Republican's favorite kind of Democrat, one who enslaved people. And you'd think starting a war with Mexico would count for something with Trump too. https://t.co/Rq39GFUouG
  • Tue, 19:08: Note to people who watched a lot of syndicated reruns after school and aren't into sports: no, that was Hall of Famer and Dodger all-time great Don *Drysdale* who was on the Brady Bunch. https://t.co/gb2PZFtpaM
  • Tue, 20:50: Certainly it's hard to imagine anyone writing a series of books about them solving mysteries in their retirement. https://t.co/GLwNC1SM5N
  • Tue, 21:04: "I'll give him another 20 minutes, but t̵h̵a̵t̵'̵s̵ ̵i̵t̵ I'm starting to suspect he never was planning to release a health care plan!" https://t.co/ZcxeAjfE4G
  • Tue, 22:02: They are educator, temperance reformer, and women's suffragist Frances Willard (left) and civil rights activist Rosa Parks. Don't know who the guy is, some Colonial era rando probably. https://t.co/62MSEJIRwj
  • Tue, 22:59: Jeopardy! One Day at a Time Hogan's Heroes Nightline H.R. Pufnstuf ER Apple's Way Teen Titans Go! Odd Couple, The Nanny and the Professor https://t.co/apQVMjBCJ3
  • Wed, 00:06: I can always tell when it's after midnight because that's the only time @1055triplem plays Fiona Apple. (Not to mention "Giant" by ZZ Ward and "a boy called pluto" by Hailey Knox.)
  • Wed, 11:47: Wisconsin Republicans, laser focused on the important issues as always. "Modernize the unemployment system? Nah man, we gotta do something about these wolves!" https://t.co/NeBTJeMDq8
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  • Fri, 17:20: If push came to shove and there was no other option at all, then yes, other than Ivanka. https://t.co/6cKLGnL6V7
  • Fri, 17:23: Thoughts and prayers https://t.co/JcURznx9rs
  • Fri, 19:04: I was recently reminded that one time a woman wrote a memoir of her time in Buffy fandom and she was so proud of how wretchedly she and her friends behaved in a hotel lobby that she named the book after it. https://t.co/Dk8k8NduiE
  • Fri, 20:08: "White Christianity in the U.S. is not the underdog, but part of the empire that the oppressed cry out to God against." https://t.co/bBTHvWdu8t
  • Sat, 03:18: These days the tomb beneath the Crypt is empty, as this article says, but in my day it was occupied by the Lincoln Catafalque, the ceremonial platform atop which caskets rest during state funerals. A fun off-the-beaten-path addition to my Capitol tours. https://t.co/QcsVaFQO2D
  • Sat, 05:58: It will never not be a crushing disappointment to click through to @TheAVClub -- self-described as "pop culture obsessives writing for the pop culture obsessed" -- and finding video rather than, you know, writing. Doubly so when Kathryn Hahn is involved. https://t.co/Iwn8QuGDfX
  • Sat, 10:01: "Hey kid, here's five bucks, go tell that person over there I'm a Doctor Who fan." https://t.co/j6mGiUg9XH