Ten things I can see from where I'm sitting:
- Box of bandages
- Salt shaker
- Alarm clock
- Framed print of Van Gogh's The Harvest
- Tube of Carmex
- Beard trimmer
- Madison Mallards baseball cap
- Tricky Business by Dave Barry
- My right slipper
- Small Longaberger basket in which I keep my keys and loose change
The truth of the matter is that I'm not so much sitting as reclining.