Created by Xavier on Memegen.net
Neutral. Not Northern, Southern, or Western, just American. Your national American identity is more important to you than your local identity, because you don't really have a local identity to begin with.
The question about how I pronounce the word "roof" threw me a little bit, because I don't always pronounce that word the same way. Ultimately I chose "sounds like foot" because that's the pronunciation I first heard when I said it in my head.