I like "Death or Glory" as much as the next guy, but I don't want to hear it when I'm listening to a @spotify playlist of Beatles covers.
— John Heaton (@JHeaton416) April 22, 2013
Thanks for discontinuing SMS reminders for Calendar events, @yahoo. That's really tremendously helpful and not at all annoying.
— John Heaton (@JHeaton416) April 22, 2013
Photo: I like armadillos and I like cameras, but I don’t like this. tmblr.co/ZTzjCyjIJix5
— John Heaton (@JHeaton416) April 22, 2013
Happy Earth Day! j.mp/XRRClU
— John Heaton (@JHeaton416) April 22, 2013
It's probably just a coincidence the Governor is a Republican j.mp/ZKWDdx
— John Heaton (@JHeaton416) April 23, 2013
RT @tomoateswsj: It's official: The BCS is now the College Football Playoff. Dang. Was hoping for something with Legends or Leaders in it.
— John Heaton (@JHeaton416) April 23, 2013
A dog was walked by as I awaited the bus; it looked back as if thinking, "Hold on, I didn't sniff that guy. I might need to pee on him." #fb
— John Heaton (@JHeaton416) April 23, 2013
@daknownunknown Who needs creativity? "NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament" isn't creative either, but everyone watches it anyway.
— John Heaton (@JHeaton416) April 23, 2013
By the time this night is through, I will have heard "99 Luftballons" performed by a choir of nine French horns and you will have not.
— John Heaton (@JHeaton416) April 24, 2013
