I did that Google thing with my full name, and got 18 results, one of which was actually me:
John Heaton is prepared to forcefully argue that the Three Investigators, unlike those rank amatuers Frank and Joe Hardy, are full-fledged private investigators.
Here are some of the results for just my first name:
- John is a British artist.
- John is dead.
- John is one of New York's winningest handicappers.
- John is also available separately.
- John is gone.
- John is hitting the road!
- John is the webmaster of WebWorld.com.
- John is married to actress Marnie Mosiman.
- John is nigh.
- John is not dull.
- John is a prime mover in SETI.
- John is selected to perform as one of the featured musicians.
- John is a rare mineral.
- John is one of Britain's leading thinkers.
- John is one of the very few shakuhachi masters in the world .
- John is the founder and General Minister of the Brothers and Sisters of Charity at Little Portion Hermitage near Eureka Springs, Arkansas.
- John is now using this structural design technology and his fast aerodynamic hull shapes to design power multihulls.
- John is planning a new seminar tour!