John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton
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Curses, foiled again

Channel3000.com, the online home of the local CBS affiliate, posted an article today about "exquisite New Year's Eve dinners in Madison." Seeing that, I figured it was as good a time as any to decide what movie I'll see that night. As many of you know, my New Year's Eve tradition is to see a movie that starts late enough in the day on December 31 and runs long enough that I'm still in the theater watching the movie when the new year arrives. See, I agree with Dilbert on the subject of celebrating the new year:

Dilbert comic strip from 12-31-2011

My way of expressing contempt for the idea of taking note of the one random point in the space-time continuum that is the arrival of the new year is to put myself in a place where I am unaware of when that point arrives, and where it would be socially unacceptable for anyone to take notice of it. I could, of course, accomplish the same thing by just going to bed early, but where's the fun in that?

Anyway, I quickly ran into a problem: the theater hasn't posted its schedule for New Year's Eve yet. Bah! This exemplifies the sort of discrimination I face as a New Year's Eve hater. People who want to celebrate the new year by going out to dinner can make their reservations right now, whereas I will have to wait until sometime next week to buy my movie ticket. Oh, the injustice of it all!
 
Tags: holidays:new years day, petty complaints
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