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Public service announcement

This is Canadian curler Jennifer Jones, who is considered very likely to win an Olympic medal in Sochi:


Photo via CBC Sports

She should not be confused with British snowboarder Jenny Jones, who was considered very unlikely to win an Olympic medal in Sochi but did anyway:


Photo via Telegraph Media Group Limited

Needless to say, neither should be confused with American actress Jennifer Jones, who definitely will not win an Olympic medal in Sochi because she died five years ago:



Also, skeleton racer John Heaton, who won Olympic medals in St. Moritz, Switzerland, in 1928 and 1948:


Photo via olympic.org

Should not be confused with me, who went sledding with my niece Molly in Wheaton, Illinois, in 2010:


Photo via Jennifer Heaton-Amrhein

Please make a note of it.