John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton

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Three things I learned from Disney on Ice Jungle Adventures:

  1. Indian elephants skate on four legs, but African elephants skate only on their hind legs.
  2. If you're being chased by baboons, simply start shedding your clothes, and eventually someone will swing down from the trees to rescue you. (Note: may not work for men.)
  3. Vultures talk like the Beatles but dress and sing like the Backstreet Boys.
Valentine's Day is over, so I've put up a new default icon. Actually, it's just the old James K. Polk Icon I've been using for a few years, but I'm promoting it to default status for a few days to commemorate President's Day. Whee!

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