My tweets

Fri, 18:01: Hey girl, are you a candy heart written by a neural net? Because fart booby. https://t.co/rUxMTFiv0O
Fri, 20:53: Trex https://t.co/60N6Usu2oG
Fri, 21:04: I just finished reading my last book (JANE ACTUALLY by Jennifer Petkus, if you care) and thanks to a rec from… https://t.co/OijjWN6uSi
Fri, 21:32: They just copied this from that XTC album https://t.co/N2iiKzTbpc
Sat, 07:55: RT @RebbeDebbie: This week's parasha is Bo: Exodus 12:49 says, "There shall be one law for the the citizen and one law for the stranger who…
Sat, 09:24: RT @FoucPerotin: Deux enfants décident de se déguiser en dinosaures pour accueillir leur grand-mère à l'aéroport. Mais la grand-mère l'appr…

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My tweets

Thu, 19:59: RT @ KatieSveinson: What do women (sport fans) want? Fan clothing that doesn’t suck. Enjoyed writing this for a feature in @…
My tweets

Wed, 18:58: Fuuuuuck no https://t.co/ePcHttIA22
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Tue, 16:45: I'm sorry how do you do an #AlexVsAmerica episode centered on cheese and have no chefs from Wisconsin? California, okay, sure, but…