My tweets

Tue, 12:10: I do not understand this at all but it is extremely hilarious https://t.co/Kf6s6plQIt
Tue, 12:26: But will they be the main romantic stories, or subplots? I mean, if the overworked journalist returns to her small… https://t.co/qAA9A0LQG3
Tue, 18:10: That was 34 years ago, who the hell remembers https://t.co/m4KjaJS5Np
Tue, 18:36: I don't know how absentee ballots are prepared for mailing in Fulton County, but here in Dane County it's pretty mu… https://t.co/bbcqbntOZp
Wed, 00:37: I need the big duck to come to Madison. https://t.co/zQTgkwtmnG
Wed, 09:18: RT @decentbirthday: Keep your real ones close https://t.co/TGHCQ5WkfJ
Wed, 10:04: "The song was written and produced by Jeff Lynne of Electric Light Orchestra" *gasp* Who could've guessed https://t.co/JqtUV0F5gD
Wed, 10:23: My wind, and also my privileged lifestyle enabled by the forced labor of enslaved human beings? Gone. I'm not sure I'm doing this right.
Wed, 10:57: Then Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are your accusers? Has no one condemned you?" “No one, Lor… https://t.co/9pZAdS6FUP
Wed, 11:26: Imagining these as variant covers for a comic-book adaptation of THE REMAINS OF THE DAY https://t.co/nRUVuydZ7E