My tweets

Sat, 12:04: Let's hope the similarity doesn't extend to contracting a deadly disease that can result in irreparable heart damage among its survivors. https://t.co/w8ituEtEcI
Sat, 13:02: Ready to celebrate Halloween the only good way, by staffing an early voting site at Lakeview Library in Madison. https://t.co/iViLh3J5Iq
Sat, 13:52: This is Quendra erasure! (Also that stray apostrophe is damaging my soul.) https://t.co/VoIXh642ju
Sat, 15:16: Maybe if all of the "new crop of outspoken Madison liberals" refuse to talk to you, you should reconsider running the article? https://t.co/iWwjQ4RXop
Sat, 18:45: A Republican Party that is not actively hostile toward elections https://t.co/r2I9veGb95
Sat, 19:13: We had some people who couldn't vote today for various reasons but everyone was chill but the one who arrived an hour late, saying I Will Vote dot com said we were open til 6. [NARRATOR: it did not say that.]
Sat, 22:35: I see a lot of people blaming 2020 for Sean Connery's death but the fact is that statistically speaking he should've died 12 years ago so really its 2008-2019's fault for letting him live well past the average life span for a human man.