- Sat, 12:25: RT @JonHike: Friendly reminder: As always, fuck @JohnKasich
- Sat, 12:28: RT @nocontextpawnee: https://t.co/vsikC93sZ7
- Sat, 12:43: 232 years, in a way. This is the first time someone named Joseph has been elected President of the United States. https://t.co/mnt0e4UMB9
- Sat, 13:07: Good reminder that he got his start as a comedian https://t.co/834ZYxfaaS
- Sat, 13:10: This is it, the joke can be retired now https://t.co/Puo8ZemMe1
- Sat, 15:14: Why does Madison have a Seminole Highway but not a Ho-Chunk Highway?
- Sat, 15:24: No, he was elected on Tuesday. His election was confirmed and acknowledged today. https://t.co/MmbWakUlIo
- Sat, 15:57: Ha, ha! It's funny because he's fat. Also this is almost certainly 100% stolen content. https://t.co/mEX2FGXQ7v
- Sat, 17:00: RT @B5Q: The #B1G is the best conference in America. We will not be taking questions at this time.
- Sat, 20:00: It is absolutely the real-world equivalent of Leslie at the ice rink. https://t.co/Dwa0msUZA9 https://t.co/OObRvunNDA
- Sat, 22:37: Really liking this Ray LaMontagne song I've been hearing on @1055triplem lately https://t.co/KQkhTLlplt
