My tweets

Sun, 14:56: I like the looks of C, plus it's the only one that isn't ridiculously large for a single man. https://t.co/BdcAckKHC9
Sun, 17:42: My theory is that he continues to wear it in public because no one likes him enough him to tell about the mistake https://t.co/P8G6rQtFhK
Sun, 17:56: RT @TheTrueBrendanF: THE INCREDIBLES' villain being a pissbaby fanboy trying to claim ownership of the things he loves by destroying them i…
Mon, 01:07: Thread. It actually starts before this, but I'm starting here because it uses the word "shrive," which is a good, underused word. https://t.co/IPelihcVFu
Mon, 01:13: https://t.co/usxsAMhGql https://t.co/opgwdcv4bH
Mon, 01:34: The incomparable Eleanor Powell, because why not. https://t.co/57RhRDOcR2
Mon, 06:39: Joh Ho Ho https://t.co/IfPELx8nNj
Mon, 07:09: I mean, obviously they should be allowed to read them if they want to, but I don't see any particularly good reason to *make* them. https://t.co/qeWyTb1HcR
Mon, 07:16: Reminder that the version recognized here did not include the words "under God," which were added in the 1950s because Commies. https://t.co/D2Hk6cfQbx