John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton

My tweets

  • Wed, 19:24: ... and thus having her words taken down by a stenographer for publication in the Congressional Record and broadcast live on a national television network. Censorship!
  • Wed, 21:08: Absolutely true for everyone born after noon on January 20, 2017.
  • Wed, 22:46: RT @CBThorburn: Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked…
  • Wed, 22:51: C-SPAN's coverage is good, if a little try.
  • Wed, 23:12: RT @funnyordie: donald trump is now the first Nanny guest star to get impeached twice
  • Wed, 23:43: Hey, me too! Except add four more recessions. Love, an Xer
  • Thu, 00:49: I imagine a lot of people are wondering, if both Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock are sworn in as US Senators at the same time, who will be the senior Senator from Georgia? Answer: Ossoff, because --seriously! -- his name comes first alphabetically. 1/3
  • Thu, 00:57: RT @pink_funk: It was never Blue Lives Matter. It was always Black Lives Don’t.
  • Thu, 01:01: Why underplay this? Judges and cabinet secretaries can be impeached too, so more accurately he is the only *person* in U.S. history to be impeached twice.
  • Thu, 01:04: RT @pattonoswalt: When the 1st issue of Captain America hit the stands, with a drawing of Cap punching Hitler, Nazis showed up in the lobby…
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    Sat, 12:41: Keep E. Gorham St. a pedestrian mall, you cowards. Sat, 12:44: RT @ mattinsix: Anyways (:…

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    Fri, 12:37: The bus I take to work is detoured, but for once it works in my favor: the detour route drops me off literally in front of the…

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    Thu, 12:10: Does Homer still own the Denver Broncos? Thu, 12:16: RT @ BostonGlobe: Counselors punched by campers.…

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