My tweets

Thu, 12:10: This map, specifically? $48 million, if they let me have anything after I finished berating them for using a map that was both badly drawn and missing two states. https://t.co/V8gNW64uLx
Thu, 12:44: RT @xlucymoorex: every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science
Thu, 17:06: Actual first thought: what's happening in Maine? https://t.co/fE4yhLKaX0
Thu, 20:41: Lol, no https://t.co/w4FC13INkX
Thu, 20:47: Classy https://t.co/nQNbtUIKX0
Thu, 20:55: Whoa, that last sentence. There it is, the Worst Take. https://t.co/EhYyOPYORx https://t.co/6s6HjlbEMP
Thu, 21:07: I challenge you to find a combination of president and governor that could be placed on the greater-than side and render the statement false. https://t.co/Cv9FJ3bzGY
Thu, 23:48: Solid philosophy. (Via https://t.co/O8xXP60aXL. Do you read Questionable Content? You should, it;s great!) https://t.co/qDtjcbWlnX
Fri, 00:04: RT @Jimllpaintit: "Can you please paint The Artist Formerly Known As Prince having a fight with Prince Harry over who is least known as Pri…