John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton

A historic event: I saw a movie this weekend that featured a member of *NSYNC. Why didn't someone warn me that Joey Fatone was in My Big Fat Greek Wedding? I almost stormed out of the theatre and demanded my money back, but I decided to tough it out. And honestly, he did a pretty good job. It wasn't a challenging role, mind you, but he was a lot better than, say, Ringo Starr in Caveman. The only unfortunate thing was that the producers didn't force him to shave his idiotic-looking facial hair.

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