June 25th, 2002


(no subject)

I did that Google thing with my full name, and got 18 results, one of which was actually me:

John Heaton is prepared to forcefully argue that the Three Investigators, unlike those rank amatuers Frank and Joe Hardy, are full-fledged private investigators.

Here are some of the results for just my first name:

  • John is a British artist.
  • John is dead.
  • John is one of New York's winningest handicappers.
  • John is also available separately.
  • John is gone.
  • John is hitting the road!
  • John is the webmaster of WebWorld.com.
  • John is married to actress Marnie Mosiman.
  • John is nigh.
  • John is not dull.
  • John is a prime mover in SETI.
  • John is selected to perform as one of the featured musicians.
  • John is a rare mineral.
  • John is one of Britain's leading thinkers.
  • John is one of the very few shakuhachi masters in the world .
  • John is the founder and General Minister of the Brothers and Sisters of Charity at Little Portion Hermitage near Eureka Springs, Arkansas.
  • John is now using this structural design technology and his fast aerodynamic hull shapes to design power multihulls.
  • John is planning a new seminar tour!