Ten random things: Reader Request Month, day 28
Ten things I would never, ever do to 
hcwoodward:
- Reverse the polarity of her neutron flow
- Accept a free bag of popcorn from her and then throw it in her hair (again)
- Tread on her corns
- Borrow a book from her and never return it
- Tell her she can't lead the mission because it's too dangerous for a girl
- Beat her like a rented mule
- Steal her glasses
- Arrange to have her banned for life from Blue Sage
- Offer her tickets to a Flyers game without telling her up front that they were for a University of Dayton game
- Refuse to air her pilot until after her series has been canceled
hcwoodward wanted to see a list that mentioned her glasses. This is the request I mentioned the other day, the one for which I couldn't think of a good idea. Then earlier today I was thinking about the time she gave me a bag of popcorn and I threw it in her hair, and suddenly I had the idea I'd been looking for.
