September 14th, 2006

10-J, 10-M

Ten random things: Reader Request Month, day 14

Ten things you're unlikely to see me wearing
  1. A toilet paper wedding dress
  2. False eyelashes
  3. An itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini
  4. A tall hat with a stuffed vulture on top
  5. A suit of armor
  6. A gold ring that, when heated in fire, displays the inscription, "Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"
  7. Dhoti-style trousers
  8. Kicky boots
  9. M·A·C Bubbly Beige nail laquer
  10. My sunglasses at night

Today's list is for allthatjazmyne, who wanted to see false eyelashes mentioned in a list. I have to admit that I don't really see the point of false eyelashes. I also don't know what "dhoti-style pants" are. (I pulled the phrase out of an article by the Washington Post's Pulitzer Prize-winning fashion writer Robin Givhan.)

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