John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton
jheaton

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Ten reasons Weird Al Yankovic is sick of you:

  1. Your teeth are all yellow
  2. You tell a joke and forget the punchline
  3. You use his razor to shave your back hair
  4. That disgusting noise you make when you laugh
  5. You drink the milk right from the carton
  6. Your hair's a mess
  7. Your habit of biting your toenails
  8. You've got inhuman body odor
  9. The way you crack your knuckles
  10. You just disgust me

This list was unabashedly stolen from Weird Al Yankovic's song "I'm So Sick of You" (which can be found on his 1996 album Bad Hair Day) for the benefit of brooding_soul, who wanted to see back hair mentioned in a list.

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