caerwynx has commanded me to post poetry in my journal. Well, OK. But I'm doing it because I wanted to, and not because you told me to!
Relaxing with Taxidermy
John Hegley
When their chihuahua got stuffed
they were really chuffed,
no need to feed her
or walkies on a lead her
no more poop to scoop
and doesn't she look smashing on the mantle piece?
She'll always look at the camera now.
I don't know why we bothered having her alive at all.
Your turn! When you see this, post some poetry in your journal.