Ten random things: October24

Ten Simpsons characters and the positions they would hold in the U.S. government if the President was Homer Simpson:

1. Carl Carlson, Chairman of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission
2. Lionel Hutz, Attorney General
3. Ned Flanders, Director of the White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives
4. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Secretary of Commerce
5. Professor John Frink, President of the National Academies of Science
6. Seymour Skinner, Secretary of Education
7. Dr. Julius Hibbert, Surgeon General
8. Clancy Wiggum, Director of the FBI
9. Captain McAllister, Secretary of the Navy
10. Troy McClure, Chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts