Adam Duritz didn't sound quite right. John thinks he had a cold.
Hey, where's Catherine Zeta-Jones? I guess if I had to appear with Adam Sandler, I'd skip the ceremony too.
I generally prefer the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, but I have to say that Melissa Gilbert is way hotter than Frank Pierson.
Vin Diesel looks strange with hair.