John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton
jheaton
  • Mood: sacriligious

Ten random things: April 4

Ten questionable names for the next pope:

  1. Pope Onan
  2. Pope Osama
  3. Pope Diddy
  4. Popa Fett
  5. Pope Shaft
  6. Notorious P.O.P.
  7. Pope Britney
  8. Pope Voldemort
  9. Pope Baal
  10. Pope John Paul II II

Thanks to Lori (no. 5), John (nos. 2 and 6), and Mike (no. 3) for their assistance in creating this list.

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