Ten questionable names for the next pope:
- Pope Onan
- Pope Osama
- Pope Diddy
- Popa Fett
- Pope Shaft
- Notorious P.O.P.
- Pope Britney
- Pope Voldemort
- Pope Baal
- Pope John Paul II II
Thanks to Lori (no. 5), John (nos. 2 and 6), and Mike (no. 3) for their assistance in creating this list.