Ten claims of dubious veracity made by the makers of The Amityville Horror:
- Based on a true story
- Personally endorsed by Pope John Paul II with his dying breath
- If you invite that girl you like to see it with you, she'll think you're really cool
- Ryan Reynolds received critical acclaim for his comedic performance as the title role in National Lampoon's Van Wilder.
- Contains 100% of the recommended daily allowance of nine essential vitamins and minerals
- Seeing this movie will cure male pattern baldness
- Reynolds is fondly remembered for his hysterical portrayal of medical student Michael Bergen in ABC's Two Guys and a Girl.
- Ten percent of the gross profits will be used to provide assistance to tsunami victims
- Tom Cruise really wanted to play the lead role, but he had a scheduling conflict
- Our official web site doesn't suck
Numbers four and seven are direct quotes from the official web site.