A conversation from earlier tonight, in which I demonstrate my mad arithmetic skillz:
lori_piper: Only 250 yards until I can go to bed.
jheaton: I hope you don't get caught in one of those paradoxes, where you can't go 250 yards without first going 125 yards, and you can't go 125 yards with going… um, whatever half of 125 is. Um, let's see, fifty… twelve.
My grade school math teachers would be so proud.