John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton
jheaton

Ten random things: August 11

Ten members of Parliament named Smith:

  1. Stephen Smith (Parliament of Australia)
  2. Joy Smith (Parliament of Canada)
  3. Iain Smith (Parliament of Scotland)
  4. Nick Smith (Parliament of New Zealand)
  5. Angela Smith (Parliament of England)
  6. David Smith (Parliament of Canada)
  7. Jacqui Smith (Parliament of England)
  8. Robert Smith (Parliament of Victoria, Australia)
  9. Monique Smith (Parliament of Ontario, Canada)
  10. Sue Smith (Parliament of Tasmania)

"I know a member of Parliament with a wooden leg named Smith."
"What's his other leg named?"

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