John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
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Ten more random things: Reader Request Month supplement

Ten horrible comic book puns of varying degrees of quality:

  1. Mister E (supernatural troubleshooter)
  2. Roy G. Bivolo (real name of the Rainbow Raider)
  3. Tao Jones (enemy of Infinity, Inc.)
  4. Koriand'r (real name of Starfire II)
  5. Jailhouse Roc (enemy of Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew)
  6. Ms. Tree (private detective)
  7. Churchy La Femme (resident of the Okefenokee Swamp)
  8. Bismoll (home planet of Matter-Eater Lad)
  9. Mayda Munny (would-be girlfriend of Richie Rich)
  10. Jingle Belle (Santa Claus' spoiled teen-age daughter)

hcwoodward wanted to see coriander mentioned in a list, but I'm such a huge geek that seeing that word reminded me immediately of the DC Comics character Starfire, whose real name is Koriand'r. That in turn reminded me of Roy G. Bivolo (who turned to crime because he was color-blind) and the planet Bismoll, and so on.

I am of course aware that this list does not really fulfill Hils' request, since she asked to see coriander and I gave her Koriand'r. That's why this is the supplemental list.


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