- Martin Sheen
This list, of course, is inspired by "Brother from the Same Planet," a Simpsons episode in which Lisa calls the Corey Hotline ("$4.95 a minute") to hear her teen heart-throb recite a list of words that rhyme with his own name. That episode popped into my head tonight as I was trying to think of a good way to work "glassine" into a list, as hcwoodward had asked me to do.
Oh, and I chose the name Dean because I needed a boy's name that rhymed with "glassine." And because Jess sucks.