John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton

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Reader Request Month, day 69

Ten words that rhyme with Dean:
  1. Sunscreen
  2. Gabardine
  3. Green
  4. Clean
  5. Mujahideen
  6. Machine
  7. Aquamarine
  8. Atropine
  9. Glassine
  10. Martin Sheen

This list, of course, is inspired by "Brother from the Same Planet," a Simpsons episode in which Lisa calls the Corey Hotline ("$4.95 a minute") to hear her teen heart-throb recite a list of words that rhyme with his own name. That episode popped into my head tonight as I was trying to think of a good way to work "glassine" into a list, as hcwoodward had asked me to do.

Oh, and I chose the name Dean because I needed a boy's name that rhymed with "glassine." And because Jess sucks.


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