John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton
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A cry for help

From my girlfriend Reese Witherspoon's acceptance speech last night:

"My husband just hit me so hard, I almost fell over."

Soon, she will despair of her empty life with her abusive husband and we will be able to pursue a life together at last.

(Thanks to tomthedog for bringing this to my attention, since I was working last night and hate watching award shows on tape delay.)

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