optimistic From my girlfriend Reese Witherspoon's acceptance speech last night:
"My husband just hit me so hard, I almost fell over."
Soon, she will despair of her empty life with her abusive husband and we will be able to pursue a life together at last.
(Thanks to 
tomthedog for bringing this to my attention, since I was working last night and hate watching award shows on tape delay.)
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