John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
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Ten random things: February 22

Ten famous movie quotes from an alternate universe in which all movies are about gay cowboys:

  1. "I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit. And Jack just quit you."
  2. "Frankly, my dear, I wish I could quit you."
  3. "Love means never having to say I wish I could quit you."
  4. "I wish you would quit me, you damned dirty ape!"
  5. "Why don't you come up sometime and quit me?"
  6. "A census taker once wished he could quit me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
  7. "Go ahead, make me quit you."
  8. "I'm quittin' you here!"
  9. "I feel the need — the need to quit you!"
  10. "I'll quit you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"

This past Monday, I finally saw Brokeback Mountain. I liked it, but of the Best Picture nominees I've seen, I still prefer Crash. I did like it better than Good Night and Good Luck though, which I also saw on Monday.


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