John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton
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Ten random things: March 3

Ten reasons I'm going continue doing lists of ten things for another year:

  1. Inertia
  2. Can't stop, clown will eat me
  3. Because once in every generation, someone is called to do it
  4. If I don't, the terrorists will win
  5. It's the best way to spread the spirit of Klordny all year round
  6. God wants me to
  7. Need to generate more material for the inevitable book deal
  8. Each list contains hidden messages to my girlfriend, Reese Witherspoon
  9. No better outlet for jokes about homoerotic subtext in Edwardian-era children's literature
  10. Because!

Yes, today is the second anniversary of my first list of ten things. Whee, I guess.

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