John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton

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I have come to realize, thanks to certainthings, that my last list was sorely deficient in the area of jokes about Dick Cheney shooting people in the face. To rectify that, here's a link to Cole Moore Odell's brilliant take on the subject.

On a very tangentially related note, I was just a few minutes ago overcome by the conviction that I had misspelled the word "Klordny" in my last post. It turns out I had not, but it was a tense couple of seconds.

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