John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton

Ten random things: March 7

Ten lands in which various people are kings:

  1. In the land of the free, the legal eagle is king
  2. In the land of spin, Kumble is king
  3. In the Land of Broadband, Content is King
  4. In The Land Of Nutraceuticals, Flavor Is King
  5. In the Land of Hobbits, the Whopper is King
  6. In the Land of White People the Mayo is King
  7. In the Land of the Buttless, the Half-Assed Man is King
  8. In the land of the sour dough baguette, the burrito is king
  9. In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
  10. In the land of Fresh out of Ideas, the half-baked scheme is king

The first nine of these came from a Google search on the phrase "+in +the land +of" "+is king". The last one comes from A Fool's Gold by Bill Merritt, a very funny book that I am currently reading. For some reason, reading that line earlier this evening while I was eating dinner set off an uncontrollable fit of the giggles, and not coincidentally inspired this list.


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