John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton

Ten random things: March 10

Ten things I won't do to my sister on her birthday:

  1. Hit her in the eye with a badminton birdie
  2. Eat her liver with some fava beans and a Diet Coke
  3. Say that Mia Hamm wasn't that great
  4. Make her leave the movie before it's over
  5. Endorse Gordon Kensgaard
  6. Tell that story about the knock-knock joke
  7. Take her hunting and shoot her in the face
  8. Offer her some Point beer but give her Grain Belt
  9. Make her watch Rattle and Hum again
  10. Call her "Shirley"

Happy birthday, Jenni!


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