John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton
jheaton

Attention citizens of Earth

I have seen Superman Returns, and let the word go forth from this time and place that if you don't think that the scene where Superman catches the airplane is a million times more awesome than everything in both Spider-Man movies and all three X-Men movies combined, you are an enemy of freedom and I will extremely rendition you. That is all.
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