John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton

Ten random things: Reader Request Month, day 6

Ten things you may not have known about Tom Welling:

  1. He and Ashton Kutcher once shot each other in the foot because they "wanted to know what it felt like"
  2. His favorite movie is From Justin to Kelly
  3. Digital special effects make him appear to be more than six feet tall, but he's really only 2'8"
  4. He is an avid Harry/Draco shipper
  5. He will fly into a violent rage if you disparage the cartoon character Scrappy-Doo in his presence
  6. Once Smallville goes off the air, he plans to found a commune based on the behaviorial principles set forth in B. F. Skinner's Walden Two
  7. He plays Professor Aristotle Papagoras in an online role-playing game based on the comic strip Apartment 3-G
  8. He wants to meet amandajane5, but refuses to do so until he first meets numbers 1 through 4
  9. If you get him to say his name backwards, he will be forced to return to his home dimension
  10. Despite a successful acting career, he actually isn't that good an actor

Today's list is for the aforementioned amandajane5, what wanted to see the object of her affection, Tom Welling, mentioned in a list. But I decided to go above and beyond the call of duty to give her an entire list about Tom Welling. I am such a great guy.

The facts listed above were painstakingly researched and rigorously checked for accuracy, and are absolutely, positively, 100% guaranteed to be true. (Not a guarantee.)


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