Ten random things: Reader Request Month, day 14

1. A toilet paper wedding dress
2. False eyelashes
3. An itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini
4. A tall hat with a stuffed vulture on top
5. A suit of armor
6. A gold ring that, when heated in fire, displays the inscription, "Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"
7. Dhoti-style trousers
8. Kicky boots
9. M·A·C Bubbly Beige nail laquer
10. My sunglasses at night

Today's list is for allthatjazmyne, who wanted to see false eyelashes mentioned in a list. I have to admit that I don't really see the point of false eyelashes. I also don't know what "dhoti-style pants" are. (I pulled the phrase out of an article by the Washington Post's Pulitzer Prize-winning fashion writer Robin Givhan.)