Ten highlights from the political career of William Donald Schaefer:
- Slammed a door on an aide and broke her toe
- Asked a group of delegates from the Eastern Shore of Maryland, "How's that shithouse of an Eastern Shore?"
- Had the Motor Vehicle Administration provide him with the the address of a driver who flipped him off in traffic, and sent her a letter reading, "Your action only exceeds the ugliness of your face. Have a nice day!"
- Sent state troopers to the house of a constituent who sent him a negative letter
- Forced city employees to spend the night in the house of a woman who complained that her streets were littered with garbage
- Pointed an pistol at a reporter during a press conference to announce his support for a ban on handguns
- Referred to his successor as governor "rabbit brain" and a "pile of manure"
- Donned an old-time swimsuit and jumped into the seal pool at the National Aquarium in Baltimore
- Called a female reporter a "sweet little girl"
- Told his aides to arrange to have an abandoned car towed away but refused to tell them where it was, telling them, "If I can find it, you can find it."
