An Apology
Forgive me
for backing over
and smashing
your red wheelbarrow.
It was raining
and the rear wiper
does not work on
my new plum-colored SUV.
I am also sorry
about the white
chickens.
F. J. Bergmann
I wasn't going to post a poem today (for reasons which will become clear tomorrow) but I was flipping through a book of poetry on my break and ran across this little gem, and I couldn't resist.
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