Ten other animals that ought to have holidays:
- Coatimundi
- Spix's guan
- Polar bear
- Llama
- Dust mite
- Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
- Crappie
- Boomslang
- Meerkat
- Armadillo, dammit
Happy Groundhog Day, everyone. I have no groundhog handy, but looking out the window I see no shadows. I forget what that means, other than that it's cloudy.