John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton

  • Music:

Music, er, Thursday

I failed to post any music this past Monday, not on the previous Monday. I am a bad, bad man. But I aim to rectify that! First, a comic strip:


Say, that reminds me of some songs!

Sammy Johns - Chevy Van (mp3, 2.7 Mb)
Jay Ferguson - Thunder Island (mp3, 4.6Mb)
Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight (mp3, 3.7 Mb)

I suppose "spontaneous love" is a not entirely unreasonable way to describe picking up a hitchhiker and having sex with her in the back of your car, which is what "Chevy Van" is all about. The situation described in "Thunder Island" is perhaps slightly less spontaneous, since the couple in question had "shared the hours without number" before succumbing to their mutual passion in a rain-soaked field. Even less spontaneous is "Afternoon Delight," in which the singers are actively contemplating the nooner they'll be enjoying later. So while "spontaneity" may not necessarily be the best word in describing some of these songs, "unprotected hanky-panky" strikes me as a perfectly apt descriptor for all three.

And while we're at it, how about some of that rap that Mr. Wilkins hates so much?

Eminem - Lose Yourself (mp3, 4Mb)
Public Enemy - By the Time I Get To Arizona (mp3, 6.6Mb)
Kanye West - Jesus Walks (mp3, 3.2Mb)

Hey, look at me, stacking the deck! Language aside, these three songs are, in their way, more wholesome than the three paeans to casual sex up at the top of this post. It would have been pretty easy to find songs that proved Mr. Wilkins's point, but where's the fun in that?


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