John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton

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rustydog wrote:

Might we see photos of this tense chase scene through Jonquil Park? Sounds exciting!

Luckily, I do have some photos. Unfortunately, once I entered the park I was too busy hiding and (later) fighting for my very life that I was unable to take pictures. But these five nicely illustrate what happened before.

So after manoosha pulled the gun, I had to think quickly. I grabbed a baby out of a passing stroller and used it as a human shield.

"Don't shoot!" I yelled. "You'll hit the baby!"

"Damn!" He tossed aside the gun.

"I don't need a gun to kick your ass!"
(Note: this really is a picture of manoosha's foot)

Dropping the baby...

... I scurried into the park to hide from manoosha's wrath.

And like manoosha said before, every word of this story is absolutely, positively, 100% guaranteed to be true.*

* Not a guarantee.

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