John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton
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Ten random things: July 26

Ten criminal offenses for which indictments were issued on July 9 by the Loudoun County, Va., Grand Jury:

  1. Concealment (third or subsequent offense)
  2. Driving after being declared a habitual offender
  3. Carnal knowledge
  4. Embezzlement
  5. Possession of controlled substance I or II
  6. Reckless driving
  7. Possession with intent to distribute cocaine
  8. Credit card forgery
  9. Grand larceny
  10. Street robbery

I'm not sure exactly what they mean by "carnal knowledge." Well, I mean, I know what carnal knowledge is, but I don't know what kind of carnal knowledge the indictment was issued for. "Carnal knowledge of a child between 13 and 15?" "Carnal knowledge with an inmate?" Who knows? Not the Loudoun Times-Mirror, apparently.

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