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Ten random things: August 23

Ten Friends quotes:

  1. Ross: So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
    Chandler: Oh, they said uh, "You don't have insurance here so stop calling us."
     
  2. Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*!
    Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!
     
  3. Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
    Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
    Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
    Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
    Joey: [pause] ... Are we still talking about sex?
     
  4. Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
     
  5. Joey: Hey, I got something for you.
    Chandler: What's this?
    Joey: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
    Chandler: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told you but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night.
     
  6. Monica: "Throbbing pens"? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.
     
  7. Ross: You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
    Joey: The hell with hockey. Let's all do that.
     
  8. Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
    Rachel: A moo point?
    Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
    Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
     
  9. Ross: Why, it's like I've been given the gift of time.
    Chandler: That's great. Last year I got the gift of space. We should get together and make a continuum.
     
  10. Ross: I'm not a pervert.
    Phoebe: Please, that's the pervert motto. They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand in your pants and say that.
     
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