John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton
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Ten random things: June 26

Ten ways Kenny has died in episodes of South Park:

  1. Exploded after eating a bowl of antacid tablets a drinking a glass of water
  2. Crushed by a piano
  3. Electrocuted while restoring power to a hospital
  4. Run over by Officer Barbrady
  5. Murdered by an evil fish from a parallel universe
  6. Eaten by a grizzly bear
  7. Strangled by an out-of-control tetherball
  8. Pecked to death by wild turkeys
  9. Head bitten off by Ozzy Osbourne
  10. Laughs to death watching a video of Cartman acting like a pig
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