John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton

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A conversation with a child

A conversation I had at work today:

Child: I have a penny!
JHeaton: Yeah? I have a penny too. [reaches into pocket] Here it is!
Child: That's a spoon!
JHeaton: Good point. Hold on. [reaches into pocket] Here it is! [Examining both pennies] Hm, yours is shinier. You win!
Child: Yay!

Later, I put a little girl's shoe on my head. I make my own fun.

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