Ten former Towson University students:
- Mike Rowe, host of Dirty Jobs
- Kevin Clash, puppeteer
- Kyle Hollingsworth, keyboardist for the String Cheese Incident
- Tamir Goodman, professional basketball player
- Sheila Dixon, Mayor of Baltimore
- Jack L. Chalker, novelist
- Jennifer Hurt, Playboy model
- Catherine Curran O'Malley, Associate Judge for the First District Court of Maryland and First Lady of Maryland
- John Schuerholz, Atlanta Braves General Manager
- Dwight Schultz, TV actor
Towson University, formerly Towson State University, formerly Towson State College, formerly Maryland State Teachers College at Towson, formerly Maryland State Normal School, has recently shown great wisdom in accepting for admission the son of my friend Julie. Go them! And him, of course.